After reading it, I feel so thankful that I have a husband that does 9 out of those 10 things. For those curious, John never does #9 because he knows that I am a sleep dictator. When the kids are in bed, they stay in bed, except for the holy trinity of reasons (blood, bodily excretions, fire).
It makes me so happy that my boys want to grow up to be like him, and my girl wants to marry someone like him.
We love you John!